I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Ugh, all these fangirls pretending to be REAL Hannibal fans. I bet you’ve never even eaten a person
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??
[generic anime boy voice] hhhhAAAaAaaAAAaAAA???!!
[tough ass anime guy voice]
[large-breasted girl voice]
[cool antagonist anime guy voice]