Have yourselves a
All tv shows have that one episode that must never, ever be talked about
glee has like 4
was voldemort a virgin
Let me just remind you.
One of these days, you’re going to buy the newest Mario game or Zelda game, and you’re super excited.
You go home all giddy and happy like a little kid who’s getting a new game they’ve been wanting for so long now. You turn on your console and put the game in.
As the game boots up, before you are taken to the title screen, a black screen shows up, and white text will appear on the screen…
"In loving memory of Shigeru Miyamoto"
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms